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Though Drew Carey constantly stresses that Whose Line is aired "on a Disney-owned channel", they seem to forget this fact often.


US (ABC)

US-117 - The last word of Ryan's hoedown is bleeped.
US-120 - The last word of the second line in Wayne's hoedown is bleeped.
US-110 - Ryan in Narrate: "Like that pizza in the oven, I wanted him [bleeep.] It just occured to me. We're never gonna be able to use that."
US-109 - Greg in Props: "Yes, Senator [bleep], I think this will work out for you."
US-221 - The last three words of Ryan's hoedown are censored.
US-204 - Wayne, wearing a lei in Hats: "In my land, you can always get [bleep]."
US-223 - Josie in Scenes From a Hat (rejected themes for restaurants): "Hello and welcome to Dead [bleep]s, 109 recipes that you can do with your [bleep with censored bar]." Drew comments, "I don't know if they told you, but in America we can only get away with it if you pronounce it [bleep]." Also, the last word of Drew's Hoedown is bleeped. (well, the word before "Hey!")
US-216 - Ryan with a bird mask in Dating Service Video: "It's time for something other than an egg to get [bleep] around here."
US-214 - Drew: "What the [bleep] was that?" after a woman fills the cup on his desk.
US-238 - Ryan "buzzes" the last word of his hoedown.
US-303 - Wayne in Motown Group: "Man, is that [beepbeep]? You're standing knee-deep in it!"
US-305 - Ryan in Irish Drinking Song: "He never bought me [beep]!"
US-320 - The last line of Colin's Hoedown: "I've never been so happy with someone picking my [bleep with "censored" bar]."
US-341 - Chip in Scenes From a Hat: "He's such a [bleep], he scratched my eyes out."
US-321 - The last word of Colin's Hoedown is bleeped.
US-322 - The last word of the third Greatest Hits song that Colin names is bleeped.
US-327 - The word "snatch" is censored in all airings of this episode but the first.
US-336 - After being insulted by Ryan in Hoedown, Drew says, "I tried to save your life, [bleep-bleep]."
US-410 - After Song Styles, Greg says, "Watch out for those tempo changes, man. 'Cause when we go into the second bridge, this [bleep] takes off." Scenes From a Hat includes the scene "Statements that will get bleeped by the censor." Wayne: In Espanol, I'm El Grande Ricardo. But you can call me Big [bleep with censored bar]. Greg: "I'm George W. Bush and I'm a [bleep with censored bar] ijimimit." Colin beckons and says, "Here [bleep with censored bar]." He repeats it for the following scene.
US-308 - Ryan holds up a finger, but a censored bar is covering his entire hand.
US-407 - Brad sings in Greatest Hits, "She's looking awfully good, I'm really sportin' [bleep]."
US-413 - Colin's quirk in Party Quirks is "Suspects that people are not the sex they claim to be and is trying to find out for sure." During the game he touches Ryan and Wayne's crotches and Kathy's chest. Each time he grabs, there is a censored bar preventing the viewer from seeing it.
US-318 - When Chip jumps on Ryan's back, Ryan says something that is bleeped. Also, after the game Ryan says what he was saying: "Get the [bleep with censored bar] off! Get the [bleep with censored bar] off!" The use of the word "erection" in this episode is bleeped when aired on ABC Family.
US-412 - Brad in Scenes From a Hat ("What politicians' wives are really thinking as they smile and wave from the podium"): "I sure hope my husband licks [bleep] tonight."
US-421 - Ryan pretends to scratch his eye but there is a censored bar blocking his entire hand.
US-417 - Drew in World's Worst steps up as a world's worst neighbor and says, "Who me? I'm a jackhammer tester. <pause> That'd be a bad person to live next to, huh? A jackhammer tester. Cause if he'd use his jackjammer, he'd be with his jackhammer all [bleep] day!" During the bleep, his mouth is censored.
US-416 - Ryan in Scenes From a Hat ("How the naked Fridays policy turned out at your office"): "My boss will see you now." Colin says, "Well, take your finger off my [bleep]." After Scenes From a Hat, Drew tosses the hat and it knocks over a camera. He says "Oh [bleep]!" twice.
US-508 - Wayne in Duet sings, "...because people say it's not funny, oh just give me two wolf ears because I love to [bleep-bleep]."
US-403 - Colin in Scenes From a Hat ("If actors were completely honest during their award acceptance speeches"): "Man, you don't know how many [bleep] I've had my [bleep] up just to get this."
US-432 - Drew gets upset that that he can't use the suggestion "Cosby and Hitler." He has to get another suggestion from the audience. "The name of the 70's sitcom you're gonna be singing about is Bill Cosby and the Insurance Salesman. "[[bleep]in' hilarious, i'nit?" In Scenes From a Hat, Wayne jokes about a Baywatch cast member inflating her breasts while falling and Drew comments, "We'll let you do that, but whatever you do, don't [bleep]in' make fun of Hitler." Then Brad makes a few jokes about Tonto for another scene and Drew adds, "I love that. Let's make fun of the Native Americans all you want, who gives a [bleep] about them."
US-402 - After Wayne sings to Doug the chemistry professor: "Says he's a chemistry professor, actually owns a [bleep-bleep] in Van Nuys. They call him The Professor." Ryan in the World's Worst TV advertisement: "Is your penis too small? Well let just...[bleep]" (he messes up)
US-404 - In Hats, Greg says, "Oh, could no one hear me? Maybe it's because of this [bleep with censored bar]-ing mask I'm wearing!" US-511 - Whoopi to Wayne in Props: "Ow! Are you swinging [bleep]s again?" After Living Scenery, Drew imitates "Crazy Ted": "I just want soup, [bleep-bleep]!"
US-406 - Brad in Party Quirks: "Whitney Houston, I'd like you to meet [bleeeep]." Wayne in Scenes From a Hat ("Hit numbers from a musical about breasts"): "Ohhhh, damnthosesomebig [bleep-bleep]."
US-433 - Ryan asks Colin in Questions Only, "Did you just drop another tab [blee-eep]?"
US-501 - As Greg crouches down while imitating Igor, his face gets close to Colin's crotch. "What are you talking into?" Colin asks. Greg replies, "Just checking your [bleep]" In Hats Drew makes fun of the lack of audience response Greg gets from a butterfly joke, to which Greg shoots back, "You put the [bleep with censored bar]in' wings on."
US-506 - Ryan after being gay western characters in Party Quirks: "I'm gonna [bleep] you...away."
US-515 - Drew says something that is bleeped after he nearly chokes on a mint.
US-517 - In Scenes From a Hat ("Unusual phrases to be teaching in an English as a second language class") Ryan says, "Repetez. Use your blinker, [bleep bleep]."
US-514 - Kathy as the World's Worst person to share an office with: "Listen, honey, I don't want to have a fight at work, all right? My office mate is right here. Well maybe if you could get it up once in a while I wouldn't have to [bleep] your brother every two seconds!"
US-518 - The last word of Ryan's Hoedown is censored. While reading the Credits, Colin says "Oh you little [bleep]!"
US-603 - Greg in Hats: "I have a giant fish head on. I'm forty-two [bleep] years old."
US-520 - In Hollywood Director, Brad does an x-rated version of the scene. He says, "You guys wanna see my fingers turn blurry?" and they do. After Ryan makes fun of Colin after Press Conference, Colin says, "When I said a stick with a big nose, what I meant was [bleeep]."
US-604 - fter Scenes From a Hat ("Things that your waitress says to you that could be misconstrued as sexual"), Drew says, "Who can forget the ever-popular 'More cream in your coffee?'" Ryan adds, "Oh! Or, uh, [bleep-bleep]."
US-345 - Greg as Shedding Cat Man in Superheroes as he's being hit on by Ryan: "I'm not that kind of [bleep]!"
US-314 - In Film TV and Theatre Styles, the style is Shaft. Ryan says, "I'd say you are one bad [censored]" right before Colin says "Hush your mouth!"


This list was compiled by huzlinefan.

US (ABC Family)

US-418 - In Hats, Ryan's line "I am hung just like a horse" is replaced by silence. -huzlinefan
US-212 - The word "bitch" is censored in Duet. -huzlinefan
US-7003 - Colin says to Ryan in Award Show, "You [bleeep]." -huzlinefan
US-7008 - Drew to Ryan in Props: "Ah, careful, you were just about to step on that giant [bleep bleep]."-huzlinefan
US-7010 - Drew: "Let's go on to a game called [bleep bleep with censored bar] Colin."-huzlinefan
US-7012 - In Let's Make a Date, Ryan sings as a lounge singer, "Let's lock the Irish behind the gates, don't let the Irish up, throw the [bleep] off the raft and take it for your very own."-huzlinefan
US-7015 - Drew utters a couple of expletives after his Hoedown.-huzlinefan
US-8015 - Drew gets bleeped out before Scene To Rap for saying 7-11
US-8007 - Greg messes up in Scene to Rap and swears, Greg gets censored in Hats.

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