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CAPTION Game!!! The first 3 people to have the best, funniest or most original caption , and send a valid e-mail address, win!!! Contest starts Jan. 22, 2001. Ends on Feburary 5, 2001. Winners will be announced when all prizes have been won. So if you are a winner you may not know for a few days. First, Second
and Third prize A CD-ROM JAM PACKED full of clips found on the Idiotsite.
The WINNING Captions Alan B - Drew misunderstands the meaning of cup size. Tera - Hey! That's alcohol abuse! Alain - No way am I too drunk to drink from 2 bottles at the same time! See the full list of captions entered below... |
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Resuscitation 101 |
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I can't feel my legs! |
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... and this one time at band camp.... |
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Here's my flair! |
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What's the number to 911? |
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Things that'll never hit the cover of Playboy |
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I'm too Sexy |
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Clive Anderson- Beat this! |
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Oh Ryan, you know I like it when we use the beer |
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Got Beer? |
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MOM!!!! How many times do I have to tell you to knock before you come in!!! |
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Maybe this will get Ryan's attention. |
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I can't think of anything for the caption, but choose me anyway! |
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Drew misunderstands the meaning of cup size. |
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"They say beer makes your hair really shiny" |
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Geez it's cold! Geez it's cold! Geez it's cold! |
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Hey, whadda you know, beer does grow chest hair! |
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Two more cases and I'll be caught up with Robin! |
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When NOT to nip it in the bud. |
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Beer: The Aphrodisiac for Ugly People! |
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"I'm soooo drunk, I can shoot beer out of my nipples and refill my bottles!" |
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Well, that's wher it's gonna come out anyway! |
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You thought he was kidding, didn't you? |
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"I *must* be drunk. I can't even pour the damned beer in my mouth!" |
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"Here, drink these and you won't even care that I'm naked." |
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my dick is so big, a simple cold shower doesn't help any more. |
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no way am i too drunk to drink from 2 bottles at the same time ! |
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i'm naked, hairy, goofy-looking and covered in beer. i'm a hot love monkey ! |
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Drew gives Thai twins a proper American refreshment to gargle with after performed oral services during love-trip in Bangkok |
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Let me repeat myself "I didn't drink these bear." Plus, "I didn't have sexual relationship with that woman." |
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"That's right, the points don't mean a thing: it's useless to search for them on the Internet, just like pornographic photographs of me." |
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Do I make you Horny Baby?....Yeah, Do I????? |
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Hey Baby, wanna find out while I'm the king of beer? |
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Drew Beer....Tastes great,less filling wanna try some? |
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I'm Too Sexy for my beer. I'm Too Sexy for my beer. |
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Is it any wonder I have no luck with the girls? |
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Mmm...beer... |
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This is my campaign against Budweiser. I am pouring it on myself. I don't know what good it will do, but it FEELS GOOD! *nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh* I knew that it would... *gets down with his bad self* |
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Wait a minute, this doesn't SMELL like beer!!! |
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buzz beer puts hair on your chest!!!!!!!! |
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I don't think that's what they mean by "Double Fisting", Drew… |
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Hey! That's alcohol abuse! |
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"For a good time, just add BEER!" |
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"...and the winner gets some head. I'm not talking in terms of beer!" |
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The points don't matter... |
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Buzz Beer won't let me do this |
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This Bud's for you |
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I'm trying to get my nipples drunk! |
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Got Beer? |
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...and thus came the first time in history when Budweiser paid $8,000,000 NOT to have its advertisement shown during the Superbowl. |
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Interestingly, this promotion was paid for by Coors. |
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Wanna join me,in a little liquid refreshment,I'll even let ya have the last beer. |