CAPTION Game!!!

The first 3 people to have the best, funniest or most original caption , and send a valid e-mail address, win!!!

Contest starts Jan. 22, 2001. Ends on Feburary 5, 2001.  Winners will be announced when all prizes have been won.  So if you are a winner you may not know for a few days.

First, Second and Third prize
Awarded to the first 3 best entries as judged by THE IDIOTS

A CD-ROM JAM PACKED full of clips found on the Idiotsite.

Drew pouring beer on his naked torso.

The WINNING Captions

Alan B - Drew misunderstands the meaning of cup size.

Tera - Hey! That's alcohol abuse!

Alain - No way am I too drunk to drink from 2 bottles at the same time!

See the full list of captions entered below...

1

Resuscitation 101

2

I can't feel my legs!

3

... and this one time at band camp....

4

Here's my flair!

5

What's the number to 911?

6

Things that'll never hit the cover of Playboy

7

I'm too Sexy

8

Clive Anderson- Beat this!

9

Oh Ryan, you know I like it when we use the beer

10

Got Beer?

11

MOM!!!! How many times do I have to tell you to knock before you come in!!!

12

Maybe this will get Ryan's attention.

13

I can't think of anything for the caption, but choose me anyway!

14

Drew misunderstands the meaning of cup size.

15

"They say beer makes your hair really shiny"

16

Geez it's cold! Geez it's cold! Geez it's cold!

17

Hey, whadda you know, beer does grow chest hair! 

18

Two more cases and I'll be caught up with Robin!

19

When NOT to nip it in the bud.

20

Beer:  The Aphrodisiac for Ugly People!

21

"I'm soooo drunk, I can shoot beer out of my nipples and refill my bottles!"

22

Well, that's wher it's gonna come out anyway!

23

You thought he was kidding, didn't you?

24

"I *must* be drunk.  I can't even pour the damned beer in my mouth!"

25

"Here, drink these and you won't even care that I'm naked."

26

my dick is so big, a simple cold shower doesn't help any more.

27

no way am i too drunk to drink from 2 bottles at the same time !

28

i'm naked, hairy, goofy-looking and covered in beer. i'm a hot love monkey !

29

Drew gives Thai twins a proper American refreshment to gargle with after performed oral services during love-trip in Bangkok

30

Let me repeat myself "I didn't drink these bear." Plus, "I didn't have sexual relationship with that woman."

31

"That's right, the points don't mean a thing: it's useless to search for them on the Internet,  just like pornographic photographs of me."

33

Do I make you Horny Baby?....Yeah, Do I?????

34

Hey Baby, wanna find out while I'm the king of beer?

35

Drew Beer....Tastes great,less filling wanna try some?

36

I'm Too Sexy for my beer.  I'm Too Sexy for my beer.

37

Is it any wonder I have no luck with the girls? 

38

Mmm...beer...

39

This is my campaign against Budweiser. I am pouring it on myself. I don't know what good it will do, but it FEELS GOOD! *nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh* I knew that it would... *gets down with his bad self*

40

Wait a minute, this doesn't SMELL like beer!!!

41

buzz beer puts hair on your chest!!!!!!!!

42

I don't think that's what they mean by "Double Fisting", Drew…

43

Hey! That's alcohol abuse!

44

"For a good time, just add BEER!"

45

"...and the winner gets some head.  I'm not talking in terms of beer!"

46

The points don't matter...

47

Buzz Beer won't let me do this

48

This Bud's for you

49

I'm trying to get my nipples drunk!

50

Got Beer?

51

...and thus came the first time in history when Budweiser paid $8,000,000 NOT to have its advertisement shown during the Superbowl.

52

Interestingly, this promotion was paid for by Coors.

53

Wanna join me,in a little liquid refreshment,I'll even let ya have the last beer.