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December 16th - 20th
Watch the Message Board for special posts by the Contest Idiot and those threads will become contests for the special contest week. At the end of the week, the winners will be decided and announced during the "Chat to Remember" and posted right here!
This is the spot where I'll list what posts were posted by the Contest Idiot and who won them Number of Words - Storytellers World's Worst Way to tell a kid
the truth about Santa Acronyms : RYAN STILES Scene to Rap - New Year's Eve Party A whole list of scenes contest 'Tis the season contest What does WTBF stand for? Community Gossip Contest Number of words - Waiting to get into the studio |
This the spot where I'll tell you what can be won. Prizes include:
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For reasons of insanity I decided to record here the entire story that was built from the #oWST Game Lester of Bob The once was a child from the seventies, who had nasty head lice and hoped he could perhaps train them to thread a needle in seconds because the other lice on his body were too drunk and unconscious. On Wyatt. So Lester Lice packed his bags and soon he left for Australia to open an Animal's Pub where Muppets could sew their own fabric. Kermit the Frog was trying to sew his arm back after an accident with an amorous dyslexic ephalent. That suddenly led to imploding! Actually, it didn't. I made the whole thing up. Because I wanted people to sit down. And what of the amazing ephalent? I made that up also. Anyway, continuing the story, Miss Piggy was to eliminate Kermit, so she ripped his registration papers. But enough of this happy banter, you understand. But back to Lester. He became Prime Minister of the small country of Bob. Which was populated by seven people, none of them called Bob! So Lester walked to the corner to get a corset, which he ate a red one. Lester still wanted to thread a needle, but being a Cyclops, he kept failing. Being the only Cyclops flea, He was such a loser. I meant lice. Lester decided that threading was no use. He started his own comic strip instead. He called it, Queenie! Just kidding! He liked eating purple toads. He fortunately didn't croak. Lester's other eye one day returned and an eye plus a bullfrog equals bull's-eye! Splat! Now blinded he wisely, thoughtfully, and rather carelessly started a garage riot. It'd solve the problem, obviously because a third eye lived on the end of his optical nerve But in a flash of inspired, brilliant wit he waved to his danced the mambo action figure, which danced the mambo. Obviously. But then, Gloria, had inserted far too many lamps into her large lamp holder. So, overcoming that fatal mistake, she took out a sledgehammer, painted it yellow and then pulled a Wendy O. Williams with it! Time stopped, and then he ate a whole bunch of big, mushy overripe bananas after eating flesh. Lest you forget the country of Bob which turned this into a Cheesewedge. Suddenly, Steve Irwin appeared, surprisingly. Like he always does. Bouncing around, like a maniac bitch-slapping various wild animals. Suddenly, his American wife Terri, who looks like a vamped up Barbie did the single most horrifying thing: She Jazzercised! Wearing nothing but silk lingerie. Which was nothing compared to the Jazzercise. Man, the riffs she grooved on her ribcage, they jiggled like they had never heard Barney the Dinosaur's songs before in 3/4 time. Now, I'll start making sense. Lester the Lice decided to propose to his beautiful wife, Leslie the lice. She was thirty-four years old (she claimed). |